Basic Weapons For Kids
 

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Basic Weapons For Kids
Posted at: 2009-06-27 18:00:50 | 25 comments | Add Comment

Original ad:
summer nanny/babysitter needed!!
must watch and entertain kids during the summer. there are ten kids, ages 7 to 9. preferrably looking for a school teacher off for the summer to teach the kids and provide fun activities.
From Mike Partlow to ***********@**********.org

Hello,

I am Staff Sgt. Mike Partlow and I am on a six month leave. I have nothing to do back in the states, and watching your kids sounds like fun. I love kids. I have plenty of activities for them and assure you they will always be kept busy. Let me know if you are interested and we can discuss pay.

Thanks,

SSG Partlow

From Donna ******** to Me

Mr. Partlow,

Thanks for responding! I am interested. Do you have any previous experience with kids? What kind of activities would you do? I am looking for something fun and eductational, and some sports for the boys.

-Donna

From Mike Partlow to Donna **********

Donna,

I have lots of experience with kids from my time in the Middle East. I can teach my expertise to your kids through fun games and activities. I can teach them basic weapons training, close quarters combat, explosive ordinance disposal, and hand-to-hand combat. They will have a blast! I will provide the firearms but I would prefer if you pay for the ammunition. I can make the activities fun and educational. Kids really seem to enjoy basic weapons training when you put it in terms they can understand, for example, I used to teach the Middle Eastern kids how to accurately fire an M203 by a modified version of "pin the tail on the donkey." Instead of a tail, it was a 40mm grenade, and instead of "pinning" it, they fired it from a safe distance. I assure you that safety is my number one concern with the kids, but also, them having fun is my top priority.

SSG Partlow

From Donna ******** to Me

Is this a joke? You realize these kids are mostly 7 years old, right?

From Mike Partlow to Donna **********

Donna,

It is never too early to teach your children these basic life skills. I am aware that they are young and will adjust my program accordingly. We will be mostly using the 5.56mm M16A2, which is a great weapon for children. It is gas operated, so the recoil is minimal, making it a perfect gun for children to use. So what were you thinking as far as pay goes? I don't mean to cut to the chase, but I really need a job.
SSG Partlow

From Donna ******** to Me

This is absurd. I really hope you aren't serious.

I am not interested. Thanks.

From Mike Partlow to Donna **********

Donna,

I am sorry that you are not interested. You may regret this if your child is ever put in a close quarters combat situation, and doesn't even know how to pop a magazine in his rifle.

If you change your mind and decide you want your kids to grow up to be men, not *******, let me know.

SSG Partlow

Re: Basic Weapons For Kids
 

My oldest son, now 4, received his Red Rider BB gun for his third B-Day. My other boy, now two, will receive his in Nov. They are already learning how to grapple. It's never too soon to learn the ways of the sheepdog!:coolbeer:

Re: Basic Weapons For Kids
 

Gee, those kids have it good. Had to go to work at seven in the summers. First job was shooting the birds out of grandpa's cherry orchards with a Daisy 25 pump, for 5 cents a bird. About 10 minutes of on the job trainin and I was on my own.

Re: Basic Weapons For Kids
 

Good find, Did you read the jeep wrangler ad?

Re: Basic Weapons For Kids
 

I hear you. That is why the time will soon come for them to earn their keep as members of our family.:wink:

Re: Basic Weapons For Kids
 

Thanks for posting this "useful" website! Hilarious.....